You Know You’re Ghetto When…This is your rejected couch.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…You use manicure as metaphor.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…You use stairs for advertising.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…This is what you see when you look at The Cat in the Hat.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…You 1) Buy 70% off jewelry from K-Mart or 2) Guard said jewelry with the seriousness of a Stasi member.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…You go to the walk-thru McDonald’s in Harlem.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…
You know the dollar amount in change that an MTA machine will accept before it rejects the rest of your nickels ($1.65 to be exact).
You Know You’re Ghetto When…This is where you choose to pass out/take a nap.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…These are your shoes.
You Know You’re Ghetto When…This is what you choose to give to a woman you view as the #1 Mom.
